I wonder how much my double ds weigh… *puts my boobs on a scale*
- me: hey google what's up
- google: did you mean the stratosphere?
- me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is