charlottan:

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pjackk:

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

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amarocalice:

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silly-jellyghoty:

thedialup:

is this the boy with brown eyes you all have been talking about

It is now

(via bibo)

archliches:

archliches:

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks

(via tatzelwurming)

angelicguy:

woolay:

angelicguy:

woolay:

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

a sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

I knew some dumb mother fucker was gonna reblog this about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

shot for my beliefs. bled like a dog

(via gaygs)

propagandaworm:

radiofreederry:

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Did GLUP SHITTO survive the GRUNKUS OF UNENDING HORROR? Find out in this week’s episode of THE OTHER JEDI!

(via hotvampireadjacent)

xylophonetangerine:

I would love to take drugs in a Berlin train station while listening to atonal music

(via tatzelwurming)

junglejim4322:

As an empath I can tell this fish I’m eating lived a lonely life.. i think it also had anxiety

(via tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva)

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Oh the edible.

Every single person is my enimle

(via tatzelwurming)

villa-kulla:

calamarr:

Constantly thinking about the Heisenberg pride flag they sell at the Breaking Bad store/museum in Albuquerque

(via crtter)